September 2012
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We should ban life jackets and other flotation...
And if you do, by chance, find yourself struggling with drowning, then no life-saving or otherwise procedure or act should be allowed to be administered. You got yourself into this mess, you have to live with the consequences.
You should see drowning as a gift.
You, there with the sunglasses! You’re just asking for it.
Also, if you were forcibly pushed into the water, don’t worry. If it...
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miketooch:
suzukins:
i just found a shit load of condoms in the boots my sister gave me
Talk about PROTECTIVE FOOTWEAR…
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Ask the Woman in Pink
askthewomaninpink:
I don’t really have “lazy” days. Working in the media is a demanding job. But if I have a little extra time, I like to stay in shape by going for a nice jog.
n3vh33r4:
I’ve found a way to shut you up!!!
I should’ve known it wouldn’t work…
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captclockwork:
sociolab:
coffeeandklonopin:
carpe diem - seize the day
carpe noctem - seize the night
carpe natibus - seize the ass
#no #natibus is the dative plural #meaning there are multiple asses that are indirect objects #if you were being given multiple asses this would be correct#but since you want to seize one ass you need to use the accusative #so you should say ‘carpe...
Watchsailortits:
my favorite video of all time
“Princeton University psychologist Susan Fiske took brain scans of heterosexual...”
– The Equality Illusion, Kat Banyard (via monkeyknifefight)
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“The Hall of Fallen American Heroes is long and wide. There is a portrait of Bill...”
– Linton Weeks, Lance Armstrong: When A Hero Lets Us Down (via npr)
